There are so many different ways to communicate: telephone, telegraph, email, texting, blogging, tweeting, facebook, yelling, facial expressions, smoke signals, Morse code, non-verbal, verbal, dogeatdog cards, notes, mail, carrier pigeon, the list is endless.
The one mode of communication that is untapped and mostly unknown is
TOILET TELEPHONING!! Yes, you read that correctly, TOILET TELEPHONING!! If you yell into the toilet with or without a toilet paper roll aide (if you put together empty toilet paper rolls you can create a tube to extend out of the toilet....this helps to keep your face directly away from the bowl..but speak quickly as it wicks the water to your face) you can communicate with folks "behind the wall" a few floors down.
To pick up the receiver aka: start the conversation, simply tap on the toilet to alert the lucky recipient. Once connected, speak loudly into the bowl. When your communication is complete (or when the keeper of the "mates" yells at you to stop) say goodbye and hang up....yes, you guessed it FLUSH!!
Who knew the toilet could be so multi-functional?? Who thinks of these things? What would possess one to think "if I stick my head in the toilet" maybe I can communicate with others? Who tried it first and with all the trial and error setting up the system, how many stuck there head in the bowl a little to far? :)
If only they would use their powers for good instead of evil!!
